Andy Reid is a Big Ass 13 Year Old
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Breaking News: Golfer Has Sex
Several news agencies are reporting that a golfer has had sexual intercourse with a woman. This comes as shocking news as golfers are known mainly for khakis and involuntary abstinence. The golfer in question is one Mr. Tiger Woods of Orlando, Florida. His alleged sexual relationship was with Rachel Uchitel of New York, who is becoming a household name overnight as being the woman who had sex with a man who plays the “game of a Scottish milktoast.”
A man who plays golf has seen these breasts.
The reason Ms. Uchitel had sex with who many refer to as a “chocolate cupcake” is still unknown, but we speculate that Mr. Woods is a middleastern prince or at very least a wealthy magician.
Her dogs are also Caucasian and African American.
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Doc Ellis and the LSD No No
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Kenny Rogers puts one in the popcorn machine
You’re all like, “when are you going to post a video about Kenny Rogers scoring on Michael Jordan” and I’m all like, “right now.”
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Delhomme calls fan overreaction 'worse than child rape'
Jake Delhomme provided Panther fans a painful re-enactment of last years NFC Playoff loss where Jake the Mistake threw a whole shitload of interceptions.
While understanding fan disappointment, Delhomme spent an offseason trying to reassure fans that his new contract extension would be worth it and that he was ready for the long 16-game season ahead.
To no avail. Another turnover-fueled game against the Philadelphia Eagles led to an afternoon of boo’s for Delhomme in Carolina’s season opening 38-10 loss. Afterwards, Delhomme was furious.
“It’s a long [expletive] season” screamed Delhomme.
“I hate these overreacting fans, they’re literally worse than Hitler and child rape put together” overreacted the veteran quarterback.
Coach John Fox tried to keep a level-head, “It’s one game in a 16-game season. Whether you lose by one or 101, it’s a loss all the same. I think overreacting is the most egregious thing any human being can possibly do and their parents obviously failed miserably in every possible way.”
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Funny Baseball Player Names List - Updated
(Shirt from Zazzle.com)
Here’s the how the hell did we miss these guys? list:
Albert Pujols
Dickie Thon
Antonio Bastardo
Chet Lemon
Razor Shines
Rusty Kuntz
Boof Bonser
Harry Byrd
Dick Dietz
Kosuke Fukudome
“Ugly” Johnny Dickshot (ref)
Goose Gossage
Urban Shocker (ref)
Catfish Hunter
Greg Legg (ref)
Wonderful Terrific Monds III (ref)
Bartolo Colon
A-Rod
From our old list:
Gaylord Perry
Mackey Sasser
Rollie Fingers
Chili Davis
Oil Can Boyd
Mike Sweeny (Mike’s Weenie)
Coco Crisp
Lenny Dykstra
Chien Ming Wang
The Big Unit
Milton Bradley
Mookie Wilson
Dick Pole
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Any Last Words?
This is an actual death row prisoner’s last words. Check out the entire spooky gallery over here.
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Get Your Basketball on with Leroy Smith
This is a Jordan brand viral thing with Charlie Murphy. www.getyourbasketballon.com
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