Posted in: NFL :
Several news agencies are reporting that a golfer has had sexual intercourse with a woman. This comes as shocking news as golfers are known mainly for khakis and involuntary abstinence. The golfer in question is one Mr. Tiger Woods of Orlando, Florida. His alleged sexual relationship was with Rachel Uchitel of New York, who is becoming a household name overnight as being the woman who had sex with a man who plays the “game of a Scottish milktoast.”
A man who plays golf has seen these breasts.
The reason Ms. Uchitel had sex with who many refer to as a “chocolate cupcake” is still unknown, but we speculate that Mr. Woods is a middleastern prince or at very least a wealthy magician.
Her dogs are also Caucasian and African American.
Posted in: Baseball :
You’re all like, “when are you going to post a video about Kenny Rogers scoring on Michael Jordan” and I’m all like, “right now.”
Posted in: NBA :
Jake Delhomme provided Panther fans a painful re-enactment of last years NFC Playoff loss where Jake the Mistake threw a whole shitload of interceptions.
While understanding fan disappointment, Delhomme spent an offseason trying to reassure fans that his new contract extension would be worth it and that he was ready for the long 16-game season ahead.
To no avail. Another turnover-fueled game against the Philadelphia Eagles led to an afternoon of boo’s for Delhomme in Carolina’s season opening 38-10 loss. Afterwards, Delhomme was furious.
“It’s a long [expletive] season” screamed Delhomme.
“I hate these overreacting fans, they’re literally worse than Hitler and child rape put together” overreacted the veteran quarterback.
Coach John Fox tried to keep a level-head, “It’s one game in a 16-game season. Whether you lose by one or 101, it’s a loss all the same. I think overreacting is the most egregious thing any human being can possibly do and their parents obviously failed miserably in every possible way.”
(Shirt from Zazzle.com)
Here’s the how the hell did we miss these guys? list:
“Ugly” Johnny Dickshot (ref)
Urban Shocker (ref)
Greg Legg (ref)
Wonderful Terrific Monds III (ref)
From our old list:
Oil Can Boyd
Mike Sweeny (Mike’s Weenie)
Chien Ming Wang
The Big Unit
Posted in: Baseball :
This is an actual death row prisoner’s last words. Check out the entire spooky gallery over here.
Posted in: Football :
This is a Jordan brand viral thing with Charlie Murphy. www.getyourbasketballon.com
Posted in: Basketball :