For all you Sportscenter fans that needed a reason to sport a mad halfy during some baseball highlights.
......aaaaaaaaand I’ve got a boner.
Having exhausted the pickup line “I used to play pro basketball” because no one in his preferred age range of 17-23 knows who he is, Rony Seikaly is attempting a comeback in hopes of getting laid (probably).
You see, Seikaly’s got a smokin’ hot ex-wife and it’s tough to find that kind of sweet ass without money, celebrity, or other-wordly game.
But the Phenomenon from Lebanon isn’t coming back to basketball, he’s trying beach volleyball (Link).
The Brut from Beirut is trying to qualify for an AVP Miami Beach tournament.
Seikaly played 11 seasons in the NBA with the Magic, Nets, and Warriors but had his best seasons with the Miami Heat where he once pulled down 34 rebounds in a game.
Some more pictures of the ex Mrs. Seikaly – aka Elsa Benitez – for you. (Some NSFW)
And in Some Dudes Just Don’t Get It news, Russell Crowe in laying off his cheerleading squad because they “detract from the game” and “make spectators uncomfortable.” To give him credit, erections in public are uncomfortable. (Link)
Video of cheerleaders getting punched in the boobs after the jump. Not exactly safe for work.
Here we see football phenom Jessica Alba throwing what seems to be some sort of sexy, sexy football.
More Jessica Alba pics at WWTDD.
The ass shakin Brazilians got tossed from the World Cup today by Zidane and Le squad. The Joga Bonito clips, hype and hotties couldn’t trump the fact that Brazil had one shot on net all game. Yet, still cooler than France.
Remember that female Brazilian fan who had her boobs pop out last World Cup? Check it out…
Colorado Avalanche goalie Jose Theodore is finally getting the chance to score on someone else for a change. The netminder has been pictured recently with uber-skank Paris Hilton (Link) despite having recently fathered a 3-month old baby. And for no good reason, let’s take a brief look at her boobies.
Slovakian sailing unitards have never appealed to Olympic watching vagina lovers. But finally, there’s a few things in the figure skating world that a dude can get behind. Here’s what to look for.