If there’s one thing that can jumpstart this website again, it’s not caring about a dead body
Some dudes in Detroit continued playing their hockey game instead of calling the police about a dead body they found. (Link)
Are they sure it wasn’t Jason Vorhees? Maybe the lake froze.
We used to put the fat kid in net, but I’m sure a dead body would’ve done just fine.
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If you live in Canada and watch TSN, you understand why approaching a hot girl in a bar but then falling down and shitting your pants is called “McGuiring it up” or a “P-Mc G”. (Note: It doesn’t get all McGuirey till the end.)
Nobody likes that dude except his mom.
Phil Jackson told the LA Times that Jesus Christ himself couldn’t save the Lakers because of their inability to play together (Link). Also, because Jesus double dribbles all the fucking time!
In reality, Jesus’ game is hockey.
Edmonton Oiler fans are still pissed about the Ryam Smyth trade. They were pissed when it happened and the fact that the team has lost 7 straight and been outscored 28-5 has just made things worse.
I’ll just point out that both men have long flowing hair, are extremely passionate people, have a large and very loyal following, and people of power have felt that they could do away with them – only to regret it.
Coincidence?? I think you’d be stupid not to conclude that Ryan Smyth is Jesus.
Tuesday, January 2 is the last day to vote for Rory Fitzpatrick to represent the Western Conference – and the internet galaxy – in the 2007 NHL All Star game.
We have until 8:59 PT to ensure hockey infamy and force Gary Bettman to award sports history’s second-most undeserving All Star roster spot, next to Tony Romo.
You can, and should, vote more than once.
The Pittsburgh Penguins and Washington Capitols face off tonight in what can only be referred to as the most gigantic game of all time.
It’s no wonder that some athletes have that animal instinct…
Raffi Torres hit the shit out of Jason Williams.
Torres, and most others, insist the hit was clean and he did not regret what he did, even as Williams laid motionless.
He does, however, still regret this poor decision:
A heated morning session ended with Semin all over the ice.