Hansbrough readying self for NBA pro game
Despite comparable workout numbers to his peers, Tyler Hansbrough continues to fight a perception that he doesn’t have what it takes to make it in the NBA. As a result, Hansbrough’s agent has set up a number of unique workouts in an effort to make a late push for this week’s 2009 NBA Draft.
“I have already proven that I can run and jump with the best, not to mention win on the big stage†said the ex-Tar Heel. “Now I simply need to show I have the other intangibles that NBA GM’s have come to expect from all-star NBA players.â€
The workouts are unique in that they take place off the basketball court. Drills include driving under the influence, domestic abuse, weapon concealment, and “being an assholeâ€.
“I’ve had to prove myself all my life, this will be no differentâ€.
Hansbrough has already held private workouts with a number of teams, though this workout will be available to all interested NBA GM’s. The workouts have even become an interest to other sports. Reports indicate that the Cincinnatti Bengals and Dallas Cowboys have serious interest about Hansbrough’s ability to play hybrid WR/TE or be a dedicated special teamer.
“We already know he’s a great athlete and a proven winner. But we heard that in his private workout with Charlotte, he told Larry Brown he could go fuck himself†said a source within the Bengals front office. “You can’t teach that!â€
“I’m a real student of the game†said the 2008 Player of the Year. “I think my game is a mixture of Chris Anderson’s hustle, Karl Malone’s finishing ability, and the big-man ball-handling of Derrick Coleman and I just want the chance to prove that I can be like those guysâ€.
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I'm gonna Murder the Hell Outta some Birds
Cricket is one of those games you hate until you understand just how much murder happens. This was popular on digg.
Remember when Randy Johnson killed that bird?
Oh tennis players. Always hammin’ it up.
And this one is San Lorenzo’s Gastón Aguirre related, so you know it’s good.
And the Bird that finally struck back: Larry Bird. His weapon of choice: pants!
I believe the “take home” of this ad is this: Larry Bird’s ass can play video games.
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Mike Vick - Bored shitless
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This Week in Bronson Arroyo
In our weekly update on comedic videos featuring Bronson Arroyo, here’s one with an angry portrayal of Charlie Chaplin:
Here’s one with Arroyo performing an Oasis cover live in a coffee shop. Willy Taveras on sax.
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My prayers have been answered. Here's a song about Manute Bol.
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A Cheerleader Dunking Two Balls
This woman has made all of my sexual nightmares come true, and is the overbearing erotic equivalent of a Georgia O’Keefe painting. You don’t get that reference? Jesus. What kind of messed up art school did you go to?
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Juan Pierre actually a 17th c. Spanish explorer
In a shocking statement this morning, Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Juan Pierre has revealed that he is actually an explorer from the 1600’s.
“I’ve dressed in the manner of a Moor to simply conquer the world of contemporary baserunning at the speed as I once conquered Peru.”
“Booya!” he exclaimed with a thick, gay, Spanish accent.
He later went on to describe that his quickness was derived from the hunting and slaughtering of thousands of Incas.
He then stabbed everyone in sight including teammate Randy Wolf who was actually a wolf in Randy’s clothing.
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The Hangover Trailer
The sports reference is at the end. It’s worth it. Trust me. Or don’t and see if I give you something called a “shit dolphin.”
This movie has Zach Galifianakis in it who is the best thing that’s ever happened to comedy beards.
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