I'm gonna Murder the Hell Outta some Birds
Cricket is one of those games you hate until you understand just how much murder happens. This was popular on digg.
Remember when Randy Johnson killed that bird?
Oh tennis players. Always hammin’ it up.
And this one is San Lorenzo’s Gastón Aguirre related, so you know it’s good.
And the Bird that finally struck back: Larry Bird. His weapon of choice: pants!
I believe the “take home” of this ad is this: Larry Bird’s ass can play video games.
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Mike Vick - Bored shitless
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This Week in Bronson Arroyo
In our weekly update on comedic videos featuring Bronson Arroyo, here’s one with an angry portrayal of Charlie Chaplin:
Here’s one with Arroyo performing an Oasis cover live in a coffee shop. Willy Taveras on sax.
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My prayers have been answered. Here's a song about Manute Bol.
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A Cheerleader Dunking Two Balls
This woman has made all of my sexual nightmares come true, and is the overbearing erotic equivalent of a Georgia O’Keefe painting. You don’t get that reference? Jesus. What kind of messed up art school did you go to?
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Juan Pierre actually a 17th c. Spanish explorer
In a shocking statement this morning, Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Juan Pierre has revealed that he is actually an explorer from the 1600’s.
“I’ve dressed in the manner of a Moor to simply conquer the world of contemporary baserunning at the speed as I once conquered Peru.”
“Booya!” he exclaimed with a thick, gay, Spanish accent.
He later went on to describe that his quickness was derived from the hunting and slaughtering of thousands of Incas.
He then stabbed everyone in sight including teammate Randy Wolf who was actually a wolf in Randy’s clothing.
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The Hangover Trailer
The sports reference is at the end. It’s worth it. Trust me. Or don’t and see if I give you something called a “shit dolphin.”
This movie has Zach Galifianakis in it who is the best thing that’s ever happened to comedy beards.
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10 Tips to Throwing a Successful Superbowl Party
10. Don’t bring up Satan, or support your ideas on defensive strategies with rationale from your cult. It’ll come off preachy.
9. Football fans love two things: hot wings and ethnic slurs. Distribute both liberally.
8. Don’t say, “If Ben was a Roethlis-burger, you know I’d put on it? Hines Ketchup. And semen.
7. When the Steelers score, don’t yell “you know what they’re stealing? My heart!”
6. You know what? F those guys. Talk about Satan. If they can’t handle the truth it’s their loss.
5. Arrange your appetizers into swastikas.
4. Get some good beer and stock the fridge nice and full. Go a little overboard because you never know how many friends of friends will show up. And don’t stop talking about Cybill Shepherd.
3. Don’t stop believin’.
2. You know all of those terrible secrets you’ve been keeping to yourself? Now’s the time. Let them go.
1. Formal attire!
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