Angry Larry mows down some kids ·
The Chicago Tribune is reporting that at 1:30 pm on Sunday afternoon, ex-St. Louis Running Back Lawrence Phillips, pulled out his secret weapon while playing a little afternoon pickup football with some teenagers: a stolen Honda.
Phillips had an off day with only 35 yards rushing, two fumbles and a 50% accuracy in attempted murder. He was aiming for six kids and lonly struck three.
Phillips left the match angry, mentioning that some of his posessions were missing. He then came back in his stolen black Honda to run some of the little bastards down. The 15 to 17 year olds were sent to the hospital with non life threatening injuries.
Phillips was already wanted by police for choking his girlfriend twice, once until she was uncouncious. Wow, what a weekend!!
According to CrackSmoker.com this is not all the trouble the Rams 6th pick of the ‘96 draft has been into. In the past, he has been picked up for assault, domestic violence, assault, carrying a loaded weapon, drunk driving, attacking police, and a few more assault charges.
Trying to kill kids tops Angry Larry’s crimelist. It even trumps the time when he punched a woman in a nightclub for not dancing with him. After she refused he asked the woman an awesome and puzzling question/statement:
Do you know who I am? You don’t know me.
Then he went on to tell her he’d “break (her) jawbone and pull the weave out of (her) head.” He ended up knocking her the f!ck out and she awoke with chipped tooth and a cut lip.
Lawrence Phillips is a menace to society, but people that know him best say he just needs some boundaries and a little tough love.
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