That's 'unheard' of! Deaf golfer plots revenge on Tiger Woods ·
One thing about deaf people… they sure are vengeful. Kevin Hall is a deaf 22-year-old golfer who has spent the last 6 years working his way up the ranks to the Big Show – the PGA Tour.
Hall gets his first shot this weekend at the US Bank Championship in Milwaukee. Inspirationally enough, the motivation for this 6-year struggle was personally provided by none other than Tiger Woods.
Apparently, Tiger once told this kid that he would ‘See you on the tour someday’. However, being deaf, Hall needed to lip read and heard it as “Gee, your Aunt’s a whore somedays”.
Hall was awestruck and went speechless as Eldridge strutted away. But he vowed to himself that he would get revenge on Tiger – always served best as a dish that’s cold. And the name of that dish, you ask? Ass, with a demiglaze of popped with Cap (He’s gonna pop a cap in his ass).
The man with four other heightened senses decided the best way to access Tiger would be on the golf course. (Sort of a running joke in the family is, after every round someone will ask Kevin, “So what did you shoot today?” to which he often responds “A sellout cracker named Tiger!”). In the meanwhile, he could make money and hopefully help clean up his aunt’s whorish ways through tour earnings.
In an interview over a Colt 45 and a Colt 45, Hall told pulledmygroin.com, rather signed to us, that he just wanted to make things right. “I’m not normally a vindictive person but a deaf man gotta do what a deaf man gotta do. I just want to set things straight and move on.”
“And not just for me but for my aunt as well… that filthy, loveable sl*t”.
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