Jose Theodore sneaks one into Paris Hilton's five hole ·
Colorado Avalanche goalie Jose Theodore is finally getting the chance to score on someone else for a change. The netminder has been pictured recently with uber-skank Paris Hilton (Link) despite having recently fathered a 3-month old baby. And for no good reason, let’s take a brief look at her boobies.
Okay, so I get it. She’s a rabbit and rabbits hump. I get it.
Rabbits also don’t wear underwear. I’m sure Jose has figured that out by now.
Damn that bitch can eat!
I guess sometimes supermodels get superwasted. Then they’re superugly. You’d think that her boob coming out for air would be a good thing. It really isn’t. I want to put it back. Or shoot darts at it.
Diving for pearls I guess.
If there’s something hotter than chicks dressing like 20’s Dutch warplane pilots, I’d like to see it.
She’s like a sexy Keith Moon. Except Keith Moon played drums.
Is that her? If it isn’t…boobies anyways.
Paris has a potato wedge from 7-11. And emotional problems.
Shit. That bitch can eat!
Just in case you were wankin it.
Comments
The image of the ‘boobs’ is not her. Face is wrong and her breasts are normally quite tiny, when she isnt benefitting from using a push-up bra. =P
— Leanne Jul 21, 09:03 AM #-------