Alliteration infuriates Kenton Keith, makes him punch stuff ·
Despite the success of players like Doug Flutie, Warren Moon, Jeff Garcia, Canadian Football League players are often considered second-, third-, or fourth-rate as gridiron stars, particularly as compared to their NFL counterparts.
Say what you will about their skill level, CFL’ers can get in legal trouble with the best of them. In fact, one of the all-time great offenders played in the CFL – Lawrence Phillips. (link)
Saskatchewan Roughrider running back Kenton Keith was charged with assault for a July 2nd incident in a Regina nightclub. (Link)
As the story goes, a newly employed bouncer saw Keith and proclaimed “Kenton Keith! Kenton Keith! Cool” to which Keith responded, “That’s too many goddamned K sounds! ARRGGHHH!”.
The bouncer was sent to the hospital.
Keith is not new to getting into fights. The star running back missed playoff games in 2005 because of injury. Sources say that the injury was a result of getting beat up by teammates for “pulling a Lindros” and sleeping with a teammates wife.
Keith can confide in ex-teammate and current menace to society Trevis Smith, who is awaiting trial on charges of “giving bitches the HIV”.
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