Strike Three - the new fragrance from Adam Dunn ·
In a recent rash of confusing and unnecessary baseball player colognes, (ie. Derek Jeter’s Driven) Avon has signed on to release four more baseball related stink-in-a-cans this year including Adam Dunn’s 3K and and Ugueth Urbina’s Venezuelan Hot Tub Murder.
If releasing colognes endorsed by major league baseball players seems strange to you, then let me do the honor of introducing to you the Nascar Cologne. It smells like moustache, gasoline and just a touch of racism.
I know what you’re thinking. I don’t want to smell like my molesting uncle from South Carolina, I want to smell like Britney Spears! Well then, you’ll be happy to hear about her new perfume Curious. Here’s her ad for the new scent. Actually, I’m curious as to why in her ad there’s a flash of Santa Claus getting throw off a bull.
And look at the pooper on that chick!
Avon also has plans to release Constantly Fucking Injured – the new scent from Nomar Garciaparra.
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