Floyd Landis drinks his own pee ·
In a shocking statement this morning, Floyd Landis has called a press conference to announce that the foreign substance found in his urine was his own urine.
“Pee drinking has been an integral part of my training,” Landis mentioned before urinating into his own mouth and gargling the alphabet. “I thought the Jack Daniels had elevated my ‘strone, but it was my own golden martini!”
Tests have shown that Landis had synthetic testosterone in his system and it wasn’t naturally elevated by booze, which is one of the awesomer excuses available to the roid community. Turns out Landis has just been ridin dirty.
This is yet another case in a long line of drug allegations which is turning the American sporting reputation into what experts are calling a “public relations lightning storm of excrement.” Next in line, Justin Gatlin.
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