Floyd Landis wanted for race crimes ·
Authorities are now looking to criminally prosecute Floyd Landis in regards to his use of illegal substances to enhance his racing ability….. and hatred of non whites.
Landis’ campaign to clear his name globally has all but failed, but his dislike for non Caucasians is all but gaining. “My passion is cycling, but my hobby is unbridled bigotry,” mentioned Landis in a press conference yesterday morning.
In related hatred-of-Landis news, check out his new yellow bracelet.
All kidding aside, his father in law just committed suicide and I hope his family is doing well. (Link)
Now back to kidding…
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