Carolina team took substance; Sex Panther reports says ·

The Charlotte Observer has reported that six players on the 2003 Carolina Panthers team took an illegal substance that enhanced their smarmy, sexual drive and ability to pounce from a hollowed out logs from deep within the jungle basin. (Link)

The Carolina Panthers staff has repeatedly stated the substance in question is not made from “real bits of panther”, but rather a few arty teenagers from Perth.
The Panthers organization also denies any ties to the criminal Australian-kind and police are now questioning this man.

The Sex Panther usage does clear up one story. The story that shan’t be forgotten. The story that is so good that it makes Shakespeare read like fucking 3rd grade poetry. The story of the cheerleaders that did the kablooey in the bathroom stall then punched their way out.

Remeber these chicks?