Madden curse responsible for Shaun Alexander injury; wife leaving me ·
Shaun Alexander has been the latest target of the supposed Madden curse. After appearing on the cover, we will not see him for the rest of the season – which is quite similar what happened to my wife and kid back in 2000..
Many have blamed Osama Bin Laden or the increase in Islamic fundamentalism for the travesties of September 11th, but there is a rise in political belief that faults of the EA Sports corporation for the inappropriate addition of the World Trade Center to the cover of Madden ‘01.
Despite being directed by the revered Sidney Poitier, Ghost Dad received only limited box office success and moderate reviews from the critics. Cosby fans are quick to point out that it was the appearance of the Ghost Dad cast on the cover of Madden ‘90 that spoiled perhaps the greatest film of our time.
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Wow. I always wondered why Madden had a “Prince of Darkness” tattoo.
Maybe he’s the one causing the flames on that guys foot in the Tinactin commercials??
And remember when he was inducted to the hall of fame and said that he thought all the bronze sculptures talked to each other at night? I thought he was a nutjob at first but I believe ALL that shit now. I’ll never doubt you again, powerful one.
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Speaking of cover curses, this is freakin’ hilarious:
http://www.thesportshernia.com/mlb/fasano.html
— John Sep 26, 08:06 AM #-------
Your son looks like the baby in the SNL skit about the baby hairpieces. Beautiful child.
— Brian Sep 26, 08:22 AM #-------
i propose saddam/iraq for madden 06. he’s almost as fat as that large green farmhand
— gw bush Apr 17, 10:45 AM #-------