Gaylord Perry ain't got shit on this guy ·
His catcher was Bud Cheecks.
Who doesn’t love a making fun of people’s names? It’s funny, cheap, it hurts their feelings and it takes me away to that special place back in ‘86 when I knew a guy with the last name Bhuger.
Here’s my top twelve unfortunate yet funny baseball player names:
13. Gaylord Perry
12. Mackey Sasser
11. Rollie Fingers
10. Chili Davis
9. Oil Can Boyd
8. Mike Sweeny (Mike’s Weenie)
7. Coco Crisp
6. Lenny Dykstra
5. Chien Ming Wang
4. The Big Unit
3. Milton Bradley
2. Mookie Wilson
1. Dick Pole
Here’s a list of more funny baseball player names. and here’s why fantasy baseball is better than real baseball.
Thanks to Zane for getting my morning started with a penis joke.
Comments
Not only is dude’s name totally dirty- but look at an actual pic of the dude- he’s straight business! A beauty of a crustache and a little chubby- accentuated by the skin tight, poly uni! He def has that kinda semi-retarded/inbred/deprived of oxygen at birth..kinda thang goin on.
Also, I detect his whole being is made ‘jusssst right’ SOLELY WITH THE ADDITION of a standard Emeril ‘BAM!’ qty of equal part James Hepfield and the COWARDLY lLIOM- to boot!kind a thing goin on. And last- the dude us one ugggggly man! The uniform just adds to the overall, gnarled presentation his got goin on! Gooooooose! I LOVE GOOSE GOSSAGE! (and… and grown man called flippin’ ‘GOOSE!!!’ PRRRRRICELESS!
— GOOSE GOSSAGE Aug 7, 05:06 AM #-------
