Gaylord Perry ain't got shit on this guy ·
His catcher was Bud Cheecks.
Who doesn’t love a making fun of people’s names? It’s funny, cheap, it hurts their feelings and it takes me away to that special place back in ‘86 when I knew a guy with the last name Bhuger.
Here’s my top twelve unfortunate yet funny baseball player names:
13. Gaylord Perry
12. Mackey Sasser
11. Rollie Fingers
10. Chili Davis
9. Oil Can Boyd
8. Mike Sweeny (Mike’s Weenie)
7. Coco Crisp
6. Lenny Dykstra
5. Chien Ming Wang
4. The Big Unit
3. Milton Bradley
2. Mookie Wilson
1. Dick Pole
Here’s a list of more funny baseball player names. and here’s why fantasy baseball is better than real baseball.
Thanks to Zane for getting my morning started with a penis joke.
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