Manute Bol has killed a lion with a spear ·
The most alarming thing that has ever happened in human history has just been revealed to me. I was listening to The Sound of Young America and heard that Manute Bol killed a lion when he was a teenager. According to his Wikipedia page:
At 15, the Dinka herdsman killed a marauding lion with his spear while it lay sleeping — a feat his agent noted during his contract negotiations.
To recap, Manute Bol has:
1) Killed a lion
2) Played in the NBA
3) Fought Refrigerator Perry
4) Has given around $3.5 million to Sudanese refugees
5) Played Junior Hockey
And that is what frightens me. So, how about a Manute Bol compilation set to sentimental hip hop?
Comments
That 1985 draft was incredible in terms of tall gross centers: Ewing, Benoit Benjamin, Jon Koncak, Joe Klein, Blair Rasmussen, Bill Wennington, Uwe Blab, Mike Smrek, and the Bol, to name a few.
That agent kicks ass too
Agent: “Yeah Mike Smrek has some upside. But can you really trust a man who doesn’t have the balls to manually kill a sleeping lion?”
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