Jesus Christ, that guy is good! ·
Phil Jackson told the LA Times that Jesus Christ himself couldn’t save the Lakers because of their inability to play together (Link). Also, because Jesus double dribbles all the fucking time!
In reality, Jesus’ game is hockey.
Edmonton Oiler fans are still pissed about the Ryam Smyth trade. They were pissed when it happened and the fact that the team has lost 7 straight and been outscored 28-5 has just made things worse.
I’ll just point out that both men have long flowing hair, are extremely passionate people, have a large and very loyal following, and people of power have felt that they could do away with them – only to regret it.
Coincidence?? I think you’d be stupid not to conclude that Ryan Smyth is Jesus.
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Go to www.choosejesusrightnow.com & click on BUMPER STICKERS.
— Karen Finley Mar 13, 05:54 PM #-------
Oh, I damn near forgot More Than Gold Special Sports Edition of JESUS.
— poke Mar 14, 07:06 AM #-------
That "More Than Gold" dvd... I love the quote from the site:
“Keep a few in your desk, glove box, purse or briefcase”
I’d love to be the guy that pulls out Jesus DVD’s in casual conversations at work
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