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Donte Stallworth out indefinately with hangover ·

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I don’t think it’s ignorant to suggest that all athletes with dreadlocks have substance abuse problems.

Ricky Williams. PacMan Jones. Georges Laraque (probably).

Donte Stallworth is the latest dread head to regularly get wasted, and he’s got rehab to show for it.

Reports have surfaced that Stallworth entered the NFL’s substance abuse program. (Link)

There has been no indication of what the substance might be but looking at a recent picture of Stallworth, my guess is alcohol or cocaine. He seems too jittery for marijuana.

In possibly related news, a dude I never heard of is back from a hiatus that I never knew he went on. Ryan Tucker took a more appropriate route to deal with his inner demons than Stallworth did by taking a year off football for an unamed mental illness.

The Browns right tackle is apparently ‘fixed’ and hopes to start for the Browns this year.


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