Tony Gonzalez is a smart man ·
Tony Gonzales will commit to you and pledge his undying love. But in the back of his mind, he still think you might be a gold-digging groupie.
Most of that previous statement is completely made up and Tony probably didn’t utter the phrase “Get married fresh off a contract extension? Are you nuts!”.
Nevertheless, Tony Gonzales is having a formal commitment ceremony with his girlfriend October Russell. (Link) I can only assume that a formal committment ceremony is the exact same as a wedding except that you don’t lose all your shit if you end up getting divorced.
Many insiders are calling Russell the New York Knicks of players’ wives for agreeing to this deal.
“She definately pulled a Zeke on this one” said one unnamed wife.
I, however, say congratulations – though I am pissed that someone stole my idea of a Common Law Party and changed it’s name to a Formal Committment Ceremony.
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ive seen t.g. and his girl out and about and im not gonna lie she is FINE…i say congrats to them and if it doesnt work out maybe i’d have a chance at her!
— kyle Jul 3, 10:20 AM #-------
Highyellow, trifling {racist comment deleted by editor... because Bob is a douchebag} his whole family is probably as tacky & low class as he is – then again, he could be closeted gay
— bob Jul 5, 10:52 AM #-------
Fair enough. I respect a man who strives to have his hatred known. Highyellow and trifling are fair game. Douchebag status remains, though.
— J-roc Jul 5, 11:10 AM #-------
