In Briggs' world, panicked is slang for drunk ·
Briggs was recently busted for fleeing the scene after crashing his Lambourghini after panicking. What followed yesterday was a string of explanations that made the 15-year-old in all of us proud as could be.
See what happened was, I crashed my new car and panicked real quick. So I just left the scene thinking that some shit might go down. But then I left and thought I should get rid of the car cause it’s real expensive so I called a tow truck…
You get the idea.
The point is, for every intricate and convoluted story we’ve told parents after missing curfew to hide the fact that we were actually trying to get a girl drunk enough to give us a handjob behind some bushes but not drunk enough so that she’d throw up doing so, here was Lance Briggs forced to explain his bullshit story to national news coverage.
We salute you, Mr. Briggs.
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