Breaking News: Golfer Has Sex ·
Several news agencies are reporting that a golfer has had sexual intercourse with a woman. This comes as shocking news as golfers are known mainly for khakis and involuntary abstinence. The golfer in question is one Mr. Tiger Woods of Orlando, Florida. His alleged sexual relationship was with Rachel Uchitel of New York, who is becoming a household name overnight as being the woman who had sex with a man who plays the “game of a Scottish milktoast.”
A man who plays golf has seen these breasts.
The reason Ms. Uchitel had sex with who many refer to as a “chocolate cupcake” is still unknown, but we speculate that Mr. Woods is a middleastern prince or at very least a wealthy magician.
Her dogs are also Caucasian and African American.
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