Funny sports news. What can I say? A shining modern day example of how to blog sports news into self loathing submission. It’s funny sports news mixed with blogging in a leaky cauldron with strawberry schnapps and hair. We take baseball news and nfl draft rumours and turn it into a pure mash liquor and feed it to children. Then we write about athletes getting arrested and go to sleep in a bed of money made from the advertising on the site.
PulledMyGroin has been collectively yanking the sports news groin since 2005 and is the currently the best low-carb solution on the market for top sports news. If there are rich athletes acting like douche bags, there will be PulledMyGroin.com
JJ Sliderbone – Managing Editor and fan of the Fine Young Cannibals Email JJ here.
Our esteemed editor is known to many and not known to even more than that. His editorial style and random-stranger-grapple fighting precede him and are seen as illegal, hurtful, and unnecessary.
Hailing from Moose Jaw, Canada – where he was first taught the delicate art of punching holes in stuff, he received a quarter diploma in Push-Ups at the University of Saskatchewan, mere days before it’s closing due to “unclean teachings.”
But that wouldn’t stop him from penetrating the destructive, degraded world that was the two man luge.
He has not always been a sports writer, as a butterfly has not always been a butterfly. His wormy, cocooned professional beginnings and wiping out on a ten speed – were very much alike. They were both disastrous, unforeseen, and unkind to the shins.
Several phone book beatings and 2 glue addictions later, he began relying on his editorial grit to expose himself from his trench coat-covered past to the world of making fun of athletes on the internet.
Alas, a star is born.
Larry Lambchops – Writer, webmaster and a slippery pimp Email Larry here.
This website you are perusing – the one that gives you infinite euphoria – is the brainchild of a small man with a large head. Granted, he now runs a successful business based in Edmonton, Canada, but his beginning’s are humble and erratic.
He was conceived and delivered (literally) on the mean fields of Glenns Ferry, Idaho during the potato explosion of 1980. Born to an opium-addicted pastry chef father and a workaholic banker mother, he knew the importance of fiscal responsibility yet basked in the rabid glow of opium addiction. The makings of a legend!
Upon meeting a hobo during a poorly thought out hike to Montana, he and his new friend came up with the idea to market his potato pouch – whose name later turned into ‘fanny pack’. He sold his idea to college students, left the hobo, and used his money to move to Canada where he hoped to turn his ingenuity into a cushy government job in igloo research and development.
However, his maddening prejudice toward the Eskimo people coupled with his affinity to html coding led him to web design and programming.
He currently shares a bachelor apartment with his younger brother, long-time girlfriend, and his ever-growing collection of REO Speedwagon memorabilia.